I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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