Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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