I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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