I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Is Oprah even human
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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