You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Shitshow foam night was such a success
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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