What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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