I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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