Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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