You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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