Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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