dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
