have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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