That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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