How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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