no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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