After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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