guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just cropdusted the office
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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