i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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