Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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