I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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