so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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