My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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