dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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