what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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