when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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