So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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