Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My dad just said "fuck circus"
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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