still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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