But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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