The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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