11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
we have officially lost it.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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