Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
kristin has been a bad kristin
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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