He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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