Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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