So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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