Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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