Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
