I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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