Where are you?
In a non slutty way
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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