And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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