You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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