If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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