escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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