u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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