Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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