I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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