I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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