this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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