we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Is it because I queefed?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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