Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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