Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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