if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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